My Personal Ranking of This Year’s SNL Cast.

I have loved this years cast of Saturday Night Live but I also love making judgemental ranking lists so here goes this year’s cast from worst to best.

 

Kyle Mooney

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Dude Kyle Mooney is the worst. He has been on the show for years and has yet to win me over. His reoccurring character on Weekend Update always flops and he would rank higher if this was his first year but he has had lots of chances.

 

Mikey Day

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Do we need you? Do you offer anything special to this cast? You seem like a mildly funny white guy and unfortunately for you Mikey that pretty much makes you a dime a dozen in SNL history. We need to ask ourselves; were you better than Jon Rudnitsky?

 

Alex Moffat

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There isn’t even a good gif of him on the internet because that’s how little of an impression you have made. You rank slightly higher than Mikey Day due to nothing but instinct but I’m still not so sure about you. It’s also because you are slightly more handsome than Mikey. Let’s be real.

 

Sasheer Zamata

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I don’t dislike Sasheer but she is often is the straight character who doesn’t have many lines. Sometimes I think she just isn’t getting enough opportunity  but what I’ve seen so far hasn’t been overally impressive.

 

Kenan Thompson

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Like we get it, you used to be on Nickelodeon and you do a good Steve Harvey. It might time to move on Kenan.

 

Melissa Villasenor

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I like that we finally have a Latina cast member and she has a cool voice. I feel like she could go far but exposure is low at this point.

 

Pete Davidson

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Like Pete is okay. I have no real qualms but I think mostly I can’t help but feel jealous of his success at his age. I also feel like he is good in skits but his Weekend Update appearances are real hit and miss.

 

Bobby Moynihan 

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I actually really like Bobby. I think Drunk Uncle is a good character but also feel like in the later seasons of his career he is a little more forgettable. Like if I watched episode and he has been in zero skits I don’t know if I would notice right away. Sorry Bobby.

 

Colin Jost 

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I was so suspect of this guy in the beginning! I don’t know why but I did not want to give him a chance, it’s like he knows how adorkable he is or something but in the end I’ve decided he’s alright. I also feel like his chemistry with Micheal Che didn’t hurt his likeability either.

 

Leslie Jones

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Who doesn’t love Leslie? She is a breath of fresh air on this program. My only criticism is she can be a little one note at times but it’s not a bad note for sure.

 

Cecily Strong 

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The women of SNL just slay the friggen’ game now. I’m very glad Cecily isn’t on Weekend Update anymore and is featured in more skits because she is so funny. Her Sofia Vergara impression is top notch.

 

Aidy Bryant 

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Aidy is a kween! Such good delivery in her skits and hits her cues beautifully. Also I feel like there was a period when I was watching “Girlfriends Talk Show” like once a week.

 

Michael Che

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I do love Michael Che. I think he is funny and balances out Colin very well. He is handsome and charming and a good writer.

 

Vanessa Bayer

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I have sung my praises for Vanessa before, I think she is highly underrated on this show. She is so versatile. She can play the straight person very well but also a traditional mom or a hoochie teenager without you ever questioning it.

 

Beck Bennett

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Does Beck really deserve to be number 2 on this list? Probably not but it’s no secret that I have a big crush on him. Something about that voice y’all. However I do think it might be the strongest male on the cast and he for sure has been heavily featured this season.

@robrobindine (for Beck if he ever reads this)

 

Kate McKinnon

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I feel like this is a no brainer. If not for this character featured above than for her amazing Hilary Clinton impression or my personal favorite Olya the russian immigrant.

 

Let me know if you agree!

 

 

 

 

 

My Ten Resolutions for 2017

 

Every year I like to write out ten resolutions and post them on my desk but this year I’m going public. Here is what I’m up to in 2017 (hopefully).

 

  1. Bring my A1C to 7.0

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Pretty much have been making this resolution since I became diabetic in 99. For those you not in the know an A1c is basically like a GPA for your blood sugar. 7.0 is  a pretty chill number and I keep getting so close without actually achieving it but here’s hoping for 2017.

 

2. Ride a century

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I have successfully completed one bike ride that was over one hundred miles and I thought it would kill me. Cut to me laying in a field in East Jesus Utah with my friend Amanda right next to me contemplating all the decisions in our life that got us to that place. However for some insane reason I would like to do it again in 2017 because the feeling after was so gratifying.

 

3. Submit more writing/expand the blog.

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I have had this blog for a while now and I want to polish it more. I also would like to submit more of the writing to other websites like Thought Catalog, or Buzzfeed Community. I would like to even add a podcast or vlog component this year.

 

4. Climb out of debt

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It might take a little bit more than 2017 to fix this problem but I would like to start taking some bigger stabs at my student loan pile and feel like the air tastes like oxygen again.

 

5. Try every class at the YMCA (or new places too)

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Every year I write something like lose weight, or run a 5k but this seems more fun. I’ve done a decent amount of the classes but I would like to try new things this year. Hot yoga here I come.

 

6.Purge some shit

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I have too much crap and it’s time purge. It feels good to do every couple of years and I need a cleanse.

 

7. Finish Breaking Bad

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I seriously have like 10 episodes left and its been years. Everyone is like “it builds” or “it’s the best, you won’t believe the ending”. Well you know what? I’m just going to say it; I don’t like Breaking Bad but I do feel like I should finish it so it can stop feeling like it’s a  sword over my head.

 

8. Convince Mary Dine to learn “The Routine” from Friends.

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Season 6 Episode 10 of Friends is easily one of my favorites. Ross and Monica pull out their junior high dance routine in order to impress the camera crew so they have a chance to be on television for their New Years Eve show. Basically since 1999 I’ve been trying to get Mary to learn this with me and by golly this is how we will bring in 2018 (we need a full year to perfect).

 

9. Read a Stephen King novel.

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This was actually a 2016 resolution that I did not fulfill this year. However as someone who reads pretty steadily I feel like you need to have one Stephen King novel under your belt.

 

10. Learn the breakdown from Outkast’s “Roses”

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Obviously I need to be able to break it down at parties.

 

 

My Tag line/inspiration for 2017: Every year I like to think of a phrase or character quote to let be my tag line for a new year. This year’s quote was my sister’s idea but I love it and am going with it. See below.

Elle Woods

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2016 was a tough year for celebrities, politicians and probably the enviroment I’m assuming. It also wasn’t great for me, had a lot of personal setbacks and I don’t want to enter 2017 totally defeated so I’m going on the offensive this year and this my mantra. I’m showing the world how valuable I can be.

Here’s to end of the repressive reign of 2016 and a modest prayer 2017 is decent.